ATTORI:

• Leslie Nielsen (Frank Drebin)
• Priscilla Presley (Jane Spencer)
• Ricardo Montalban (Vincent Ludwig)
• George Kennedy (Ed Hocken)
• O.J. Simpson (Nordberg)
• Susan Beaubian (Mrs. Nordberg)
• Nancy Marchand (Mayor)
• Raye Birk (Pahpshmir)
• Jeannette Charles (Queen Elizabeth II)
• Ed Williams (Ted Olsen)
• Tiny Ron (Al)
• "Weird Al" Yankovic ('Weird Al')
• Leslie Maier ('Weird Leslie')
• Winifred Freedman (Stephanie)
• Joe Grifasi (Foreman)
• Tony Brafa (Enrico Pallazzo)
• Lorali Hart (Woman On Ledge)
• Nicholas Worth (Thug #1)
• Ronald G. Joseph (Thug #27)
• Doris Hess (Nurse #2)
• Charlotte Zucker (Dominique)
• Larry Pines (Drug Dealer #1)
• Tom Dugan (Drug Dealer #2)
• Burton Zucker (Photographer)
• David Katz (Arafat)
• Robert LuJane (Khadafi)
• Charles Gherardi (Khomeini)
• Prince Hughes (Idi Amin)
• David Lloyd Austin (Gorbachev)
• Ken Minyard (Ken & (voice))
• Robert Arthur (Bob (voice))
• Greg Breslau (Man Deleted from Fireworks Scene)
• Sharon Breslau (Woman Deleted from Fireworks Scene)
• Reggie Jackson (Angel Right Fielder)
• Michael J. Montes (Angel Shortstop)
• Charles Fick (Angel Catcher)
• Lawrence Tierney (Angels Manager)
• Hank Robinson (First Base Umpire)
• Joe West (Third Base Umpire)
• Jay Johnstone (Seattle First Up)
• Randy Harvey (Seattle Pitcher)
• Brett Bartlett (Seattle Centerfielder)
• Dennis Packer (Baseball P.A. Announcer)
• Dick Vitale (Baseball Announcer)
• Dick Enberg (Baseball Announcer)
• Jim Palmer (Baseball Announcer)
• Mel Allen (Baseball Announcer)
• Curt Gowdy (Baseball Announcer)
• Tim McCarver (Baseball Announcer)
• Joyce Brothers (Baseball Announcer)
• Don Woodard ("There he is!")
• Christopher J. Keene ("Please disperse, Please disperse.")
• Mary Norman ("Here, you can use my radio mike.")
• Susan Breslau ("Hey, look out!")
• Rick Seaman ("Ya dumb broad!")
• Fredric Arnold ("Hey! What's the meaning of this?")
• Ron Tank ("Mayor, will there be any additional security officers added to the police force during the Queen's visit?")
• Mallory Sandler ("Oh, Dr. Alford, I have Mrs. Kepley's chart if you're ready to go over it.")
• Edwina Moore ("Mr. Pallazzo, our head usher will be here in two minutes to take you onto the field.")
• Jeff Wright ("Mr. Pallazzo! Would you come with me?")
• Jim Smith ("Sorry, fellas.")
• Mark Holton ("It's Enrico Pallazzo!")
• Jane Couris ("You killed him!")
• John Houseman (Driving Instructor (uncredited))
• Brinke Stevens (Brunette Woman in Showers (uncredited))
• Jesse Ventura (Baseball Announcer (uncredited))
• Bob Herron (Dr. Alford (uncredited))
• Eddie Hice (Criminal at Police Station / Baseball Fan (uncredited))
• Conrad E. Palmisano (Hijacked Taurus Driver (uncredited))